screw school, lets MLIA this shit!
Yesterday I went to see new moon with my twilight crazy friends. Not being a fan of twilight, I felt like an outcast tagging along. When Robert Pattinson came on the sceen, a 8 year old girl got up and screamed; “Cedric Digory lives! I must tell Dumbledore!” She then proceeded to run out of the cinema along with half the cinema including me. I’ve never felt so included. MLIA
Today, I was in the back seat when the 80’s version of “You Spin Me Right Round” came on the radio. I immediately started car dancing. I happened to glance out the window and the kid in the back seat waved to me, and mouthed out the question “What station?” I motioned the number and saw him lean and change the radio station. We immediately proceeded to have a backseat dance party and our parents never noticed. Easily made my day. MLIA
Today, I read an MLIA about how a boyfriend and his girlfriend have the initials of AC and DC. Well, my boyfriend and I have the initials of ML and IA. We win. MLIA
Today I was in health class and we were talking about testing for STDs. My teacher said that we need to test for STDs every time we have sex with a new partner. One of the obnoxious guys in my class said, “I guess I need to do that, I had two partners last night.” My teacher immediately said, “Oh, so you used both hands?” MLIA
